I  told you it was going to be a picnic, Roger…. 

Bling!

youramateurslut:

When you don’t have DirecTV, you go to a bar.

When you go to a bar, people buy you drinks.

When people buy you drinks, you wind up in their room.

When you wind up in their room, you let them take pictures of you naked to post on the web.

Don’t let people post pictures of you naked on the web.

Get DirecTV.

I thought this was funny…

Ma’am… Ma’am… I’m sorry.  You’re going to have to put your panties back on… We have a strict “No Trying Out” policy here. You stick it… You buy it…

skunkboy69:

Are you brave enough to send your self pics and get my 9000 horny followers off ?

Greg is ready for action… I guess…

therestofthesmallcocks:

Thanks for the submission!  

If you’d like to submit your cock, do it at http://therestofthesmallcocks.tumblr.com/submit.

Officer… I really wasn’t going that fast… now, was I?  

jasonp148:

Nice nipple

And just what makes you think I’ve been looking at porn all day?

olderandlargerbeauties:

(via imgTumble)

real-woman-are-rubenesque:

“What???      Were you expecting chocolate sauce?” 

I’ll be right back Ash…  You need some Gatorade if you’re going to go another two hours…

 I like that… I’m going to have to find a pair…

Oh yeah girl.. we both used Dr. Smith… 

Gina was terribly competitive…  Here she is attempting to distract her opponent while he was putting….

Wal Mart is testing escort services in some markets….

myprettylittleone:

Now show Daddy the “Rollback Price,” pretty.

And when you turn the sign over, it reads “for putting up with this bullsh*t.”

Well… at least she’s had her nails done recently…