Smart Ass Commentary on Pornish Things
Sorry boss…. I’ve got a lot of sh*t to get done today…. If you want it… This is the only way you’ll get it…..
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Horny milf Brenda shows us her “inbox”.

Sorry boss…. I’ve got a lot of sh*t to get done today…. If you want it… This is the only way you’ll get it…..

smokinhotwives:

Horny milf Brenda shows us her “inbox”.

Despite what you keep saying Marvin…. It won’t fit…..

Despite what you keep saying Marvin…. It won’t fit…..

Miriam had finished the Sunday paper…. and now began to think about relaxing ways to spend her day…..

Miriam had finished the Sunday paper…. and now began to think about relaxing ways to spend her day…..

AImee and Todd couldn’t be more different…. She likes Pepsi… He likes Coke… She prefers rum… he prefers tequila….  She’s a terribly picky eater… He’ll eat anything in front of him….

AImee and Todd couldn’t be more different…. She likes Pepsi… He likes Coke… She prefers rum… he prefers tequila….  She’s a terribly picky eater… He’ll eat anything in front of him….

Gosh…. I’m not even through the fourth chapter yet….

Gosh…. I’m not even through the fourth chapter yet….

So that’s what those posts on the beach are for……

So that’s what those posts on the beach are for……

Although best of friends… Blair and Natalie could be terribly competitive when it came to attracting men…..

Although best of friends… Blair and Natalie could be terribly competitive when it came to attracting men…..

I grinned…..
livefreelynudist:

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I grinned…..

livefreelynudist:

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I don’t know…. The front entranceway just doesn’t seem to be the appropriate place for this kind of activity…..

I don’t know…. The front entranceway just doesn’t seem to be the appropriate place for this kind of activity…..

I know it’s only our second date Steve…. but after you went on last week about my doll collection…. and then my commemorative plates…. I just knew we were a kindred spirit….  So get it in you stud muffin and get those clothes off…. By the way…. I booked the chapel for next Saturday…..

I know it’s only our second date Steve…. but after you went on last week about my doll collection…. and then my commemorative plates…. I just knew we were a kindred spirit….  So get it in you stud muffin and get those clothes off…. By the way…. I booked the chapel for next Saturday…..

So….. you’re my Craigslist hookup……
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So….. you’re my Craigslist hookup……

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George… I’m sorry I hopped off in such a rush…. But we couldn’t have the turkey burn….  Just keep it up and I’ll be back in there in a minute…..

George… I’m sorry I hopped off in such a rush…. But we couldn’t have the turkey burn….  Just keep it up and I’ll be back in there in a minute…..

I always wondered what happened to Eric Estrada….
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Damon… you really suck at charades…. the phrase was smokin’ hot…..
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Damon… you really suck at charades…. the phrase was smokin’ hot…..

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They are here to suck dick and eat chocolate, and they are all out of chocolate! Here is the site where chubby girls who think they’re fat and unattractive are trying to get laid. They are lonely, horny and have low self-esteem, and will give literary anything for a hard cock! This is your lucky day cause the registration for men is currently open. It won’t last for long, so hurry and make your account NOW, and you will fuck a chubby tonight!

Kendra’s reaction when the other orgy participants named her MVP for the third straight weekend…..
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Kendra’s reaction when the other orgy participants named her MVP for the third straight weekend…..

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